Friday, February 04, 2005

I'm with ya, kid

"First lady Laura Bush addresses a class entitled Passport To Manhood" -blahblahblah

oh, BTW, Dear....a few posts below, there's a shot of your daughter at the unaugural fest, in a somewhat compromising position, and, um, a young man is intently having a hickey hoedown on her neck. For her sake, I do hope you told her more about sex than, "It's all about the Abstinence........"

Oops, this just in, "Abstinence Only Sex Education Proves Futile with Texas Teenagers" ---naaah, ya think? I bet it proves just as futile in the 49 other states, too! How much money was spent on that study?

--and why is LB discussing a Passport To Manhood, anyway??


Anonymous Anonymous said...

HER: "So is there an open bar around here?"

HIM: "Lady, you need some mints you stink of gin!"

10:20 PM  
Blogger Medbh said...

Her: Now Let Me Explain How to obtain your Passport To Manhood

Him: Let Jenna explain it instead

12:02 PM  

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