Saturday, February 05, 2005

Just a little something for a Sat. morn, from Betty

Subject: Three Good Points>>> Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

Our Constitution
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."

Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

thank you Betty,, I started my day with a chuckle!

3 Comments:

Blogger Matthew said...

Wow, these are great!

#3 is especially funny. :-)

Take care.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Medbh said...

I can't decide which one I like better! I hope that Betty sends some more. Have a great saturday! I am off to see Hotel Rwanda.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Matthew said...

Awesome! I can't wait til it comes to our area.

Maybe you could make a post giving your view on the film? I'd love to read it.

Take care.

12:24 AM  

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