Thursday, October 13, 2005

What God Really Said to Bush....

Scene: White House private residence, night, not long ago. President Bush present in his most favoritest guns 'n' bunnies PJs. Laura asleep, knocked out by a combination of too much Good Housekeeping and excessive hair-spray fumes. Suddenly, a burst of black smoke. A deep, resonant voice speaks:

"Psst! George! God here, taking a break from supervising the well-being of eight billion troubled souls along with infinite galaxies of unimaginable vastness to speak with you directly one more time because, well, you're special, aren't you, George? Yes you are! Yes you are! OK, stop giggling. I have more commands. Get off the damn hobbyhorse, George, and get a pen and a notepad. No, not a crayon. I don't care if blue is your favori-- George! Get a pen! OK? Good. Here we go:

read the entire piece, from Mark is both a great piece of writing, and disturbing.
and thanks to Karl, for the link


Blogger Karl said...

He's one of the best commentary writers I have read. I really enjoy Mark Morford: humorous and thought provoking. And he doesn't like BUSHEY! But beyond the funny, it is really scary that Bush really thinks God speaks to him directly. Him and Osama and all the others like them.

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